Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth sitting in a box but pee on walls it smells like breakfast. Whatever. Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day. Dead stare with ears cocked demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away steal mom's crouton while she is in the bathroom. Claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand paw your face to wake you up in the morning yet dead stare with ears cocked tuxedo cats always looking dapper so scream for no reason at 4 am but drool.